March 6, 2019

On the Rocks!

Imagine clean water flowing through a rock. Now imagine that whisky on some ice cubes. Chilled and smooth. There is no better feeling than that I […]
March 4, 2019

Who’s your daddy? boychild got nothing on sponsors!

And I mean absolutely nothing. Sponsors pick girls right off their noses every second. Boy child doesn’t get it at all. We are in a third […]
February 27, 2019

Road Phobia

It is called hodophobia. How good is your driving? I don’t mean speed because that is automatic. You can accelerate and decelerate at your own will […]
February 11, 2019

Forget About sex in Subarus; Mile High Club is the new Thang

Mile what? Yea, just know you can’t afford it. How? You are asking? Just like that. You can’t afford a Subaru so your chances of pulling […]