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Side Guy Rules

You mean side guy reigns?

No

I mean side guy code, if he rules he would be the main guy but he doesn’t so he remains a side guy. So what do you do if you ever found out that the chic you’ve been flirting with has a boyfriend or you knew but chose to ignore. Well, it happens to the best of us and it is not even your problem first of all. If she liked the main guy that much she wouldn’t need a side guy or she would’ve just told you off from the beginning, but she chose to keep you as a side guy and thus you’ve an option to bow out if you ain’t down with such and didn’t even know about the boyfriend in the first place but if you are a typical rogue male you will just continue hitting it. I bet 99 percent of Kenyan guys will opt for the latter option, I mean we live in quite a wild society filled with all kinds of explicit materials. And so you choose to remain the side guy, just know there is some code of conduct for your new post.

STAY IN YOUR PLACE

Don’t claim duties that are not yours. You see events like valentines, birthdays, adventures and road trips, all those stuff belongs to the main guy and you should not bother being with her in such. Besides a side guy is probably broke, that’s how he ended up in such a place, he just happen to be hot and the chic keeps him for those times when she is bored with the main guy. A side guy actually lacks the stability and calmness that a boyfriend offers, he is the wildcard. And part of staying in your place entail respecting and not challenging the main guy. If the girl ever start complaining about the main guy to you, just reply with two golden words “I understand”. Your role might mean a shoulder to lean on at times y’knahmean. Try being the main guy and I promise you will fail terribly, you are not just that guy, you would be if you were anyway….

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You got to lay it down more than the main guy, actually this is what makes you the side guy. This is your stronghold. And like a politician you have to mark your territory. Considering that you lack the security that a boyfriend comes with, she is just keeping you around as long as you are hot, so you got to lay the pipe like nonsense or you risk being replaced by another side nigga – they are so many by the way. And since you are aware you ain’t the only one hitting it, you might want to use protection. Don’t raw dog, it is very risky considering all the diseases out there. If you think I am writing bullshit, listen to Lil wayne lyrics in that song high school ” she got a nigga at home and one on the side….she tells me i am the only one that’s hittin’ and i ask her what abt them niggas… blahblah”. So this thing happens a lot.

And lastly don’t be side guy forever, try boyfriend once in a while. I find being the main guy quite boring though but it is good. You need some relationship management skills. Side guy is quite evil but sometimes you just find yourself there. Just make more money and have ambition so that chics start seeing some future with you. You get more calm and focus when you date. At least try dating bruh!

Cheers!

Slade Jeff
Slade Jeff
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