September 30, 2019
Actually mature is the right word. Being old is a must…you add years automatically. You can start feeling like you are too mature considering the number […]
September 27, 2019
Although you want them, you might not need them as such. A need is urgent, a want is not. A child wants a sweet, but it […]
September 16, 2019
None. Simple. What are you crying for? So what happened this time round playboy? Huh…tell me? Your favorite character in avengers died? You lost your sure […]
September 12, 2019
When chics talk about being on dry spells, I wonder how? Aje sasa na uko na kisima? You have the canal. I don’t understand how you […]
September 9, 2019
Yes. All the time? Yea. But whhyyy? Okay, you just don’t know how people who have stereotyped you in a certain way get disappointed when you […]
August 14, 2019
What determines if something is good or not. The word good is relative depending on whom you ask. But I will just dictate what it means […]
July 25, 2019
Money…a five letter noun that makes the world go round. Team boychild have been totally against spending even a dime on females. If you are coming […]
July 15, 2019
Bushy, primitive behaviors that can cost you a guy or a chic. Someone might be interested in you until you start displaying some unpolished habits. I […]
July 9, 2019
Is it bad sleeping around as a man? Not really, it is normal And what’s a manwhore…girls say fuckboys. But those are boys. I am talking […]
June 28, 2019
Men who don’t watch football like me just have to survive at such times. No other options. Have you ever been in an odd situation? Like […]
June 12, 2019
What do Nairobians or rather urban people do when they make some money, especially new money. The first thing is finding mistakes with their houses; it […]
June 6, 2019
If you live in a county neighboring Nairobi i.e Ngong, Kajiado, Kitengela or Utawala I am sorry. Je suis desolee, I won’t mention ya. You are […]
May 30, 2019
I mean everybody struggles with getting rid of lower belly fat. The hardest muscle to tone in the body. Can I tell you the good news […]
May 27, 2019
My cousin has an adventure company and I think three contacts on my WhatsApp timeline runs these safaris businesses. I can’t help but notice how many […]
May 27, 2019
Okay, I can’t help but notice how every villain in movies smokes. It is usually a cigar or some highly priced cigarette. Commercials on cigarettes were […]
May 3, 2019
Any passwords be it for your emails, mpesa account, paypal account, turnitin or even grammarly account should remain with you. And die with you. But most […]
April 24, 2019
Dating is called game because it is full of players. Ladies on one side and we the boys on the other side. And we are all […]
March 31, 2019
I have never been a fan of authority or any law whatsoever. I don’t like following orders. Okay let me just say I am not the […]
March 12, 2019
In science human beings are considered animals. I would say the most dangerous animals roaming on the surface of this earth are human beings. They can […]
March 6, 2019
Imagine clean water flowing through a rock. Now imagine that whisky on some ice cubes. Chilled and smooth. There is no better feeling than that I […]
March 4, 2019
And I mean absolutely nothing. Sponsors pick girls right off their noses every second. Boy child doesn’t get it at all. We are in a third […]
February 27, 2019
It is called hodophobia. How good is your driving? I don’t mean speed because that is automatic. You can accelerate and decelerate at your own will […]
February 11, 2019
Mile what? Yea, just know you can’t afford it. How? You are asking? Just like that. You can’t afford a Subaru so your chances of pulling […]
January 17, 2019
Have you watched Empire? I will be surprised if you haven’t. It is one of the dopest series to come out in the last 3 years. […]
December 30, 2018
A friend once posted on his Facebook page that he has been pulled over by cops many times for looking like a Nigerian. The officers on […]
December 21, 2018
“I met this hot chic but she is a virgin” One of my hommies said that when we were chatting. And I wanted to reply with […]
December 17, 2018
I don’t know what you heard but just ignore it, it must be all but just fallacies. I like reading captions and memes written on surfaces […]
December 3, 2018
I have praised WhatsApp here before for making communication easy. Back in the days if your hommie traveled to America for study or work, you just […]
November 14, 2018
It is mid November, I don’t know who made it a ‘no shave’ month for men. The pressure to keep cool beards is giving genetically challenged […]
October 29, 2018
I don’t know what to call people who like pets so I will just call them ‘petty’, in a nice way though. I like observing new […]
May 27, 2019
My cousin has an adventure company and I think three contacts on my WhatsApp timeline runs these safaris businesses. I can’t help but notice how many […]
April 30, 2018
Guys who went to that Rick Ross concert were expecting to hear two words “ima boss” and then “huh” because those are like his trademark words. […]