First of all for a long time ‘www’ meant world wide web. Even the most ignorant person knows that I guess, until from nowhere some creative women out of love for the whiskey brand coined that word to mean ‘women who whiskey’. It is just genius how they came up with that. I don’t drink but I definitely appreciate the creativity and word play. It is just out of the box how they gave the word ‘www’ a new meaning. So apart from giving us a new word, they decided to form a drinking club where they learn how to incorporate whiskey into various meals and stuff like that…you can google them if you want to join. I am not a woman.
Now back to why I like ladies who take whiskey. They are classy definitely. I mean why would a chic swallow regular beer like men? I don’t drink but my friend there are bottles for women and those for men. Don’t bring competition to the table by drinking men’s stuff. Leave tequila and tusker to the bulls. I don’t know why some ladies try so hard to compete with men even where it is not necessary. I see them buying men’s sprays e.t.c and I can’t just figure out why. I understand men have cool things and more privileges but when it comes to alcohol, just stick to your type of liquor… we are good there? right.
Whiskey is not cheap. Actually there is no cheap alcohol. Drinking is a very expensive habit and that’s why I shied away from it. Not even the local brews that make guys blind are cheap. But of course whiskey is on the high-end when it comes to prices. Alcohol was never meant for ladies traditionally but if they have to drink, they have to swallow some dope stuff. A girl got to have some standards remember.
I believe your choice of liquor has something to do with your personality. Ladies who take whiskey don’t get drunk and blackout by the roadside just like that. They can handle their alcohol and that is a good quality for a drinker to have. Besides as I have said before, this brand is expensive and you can’t afford too much of it. And so there is not much allowance for being drunk. There is something about drinking, if you want it to help you in networking and meeting great people you have to also start swallowing good brands and join some awesome drinking clubs like ‘www’ where you will meet good fellas. And thus you can’t afford blackouts and hangovers while networking in the process.
They are not guzzlers. You can’t just take much of this. This is some fine liquor that you sip slowly with your girls as you watch ‘keeping up with the Kardashians’. It is smooth so it just flows and slowly take control of you. Do you know there is a specific way for drinking whiskey?? let me educate you even if I don’t drink. I was also taught so let me share the knowledge with you.
First of all you bring the cup almost close to your nose and then you smell it. You let the smell get into you first as you prepare for your first sip. After that you make a small sip to wet your beak as you wait to go for a real swallow. At this point you are ready to start drinking and you can now go for it. Remember you can take it with chocolate and such stuff…thank me later! Enjoy your drink.
Have a kick ass Friday