Any passwords be it for your emails, mpesa account, paypal account, turnitin or even grammarly account should remain with you. And die with you.
But most importantly your phone passwords. These chics are so subtle in their vision you won’t notice when they are looking at your keypad. And you wonder what for? why does she wants to see your dustbin. There is some dirt in there anyway.
I think girls just like creating trouble. Or rather some of them are just paranoid. Paranoia will kill you females. They are suspicious of you going astray. I can’t blame them because many girls have been cheated on by past boyfriends. Or may be she has also been playing many men so she thinks you do the same. It takes a thief to catch a thief.
If I look at a girl’s whatsapp timeline, I am sure I will find a lot of rogue males there trying to bang her. And if she looks at my WhatsApp, damn disaster. In fact it is a national crisis when a girl get a glimpse into your inbox. So, I would advise everybody to just switch off their phones when you are together.
You will open your phone and continue with many chats later on.
Mimi sipendi simu. In fact sipendi mapenzi ya simu. I am not in love with my phone. I rarely touch my phone when I am with someone. I give them all my focus. Phones just spoil things.
But Slade you don’t need a password if you have nothing to hide? Shut up.
My phone is my personal problem. I will handle any nude or weird message I receive on my phone without any assistance.
At the moment my phone doesn’t have a password, I am a pretty open guy. I surely got nothing to hide from nobody. I am writing this because I have heard of great dates and affairs that are spoiled by a stray text. Do you know those text mwitu. You don’t even know where those texts come from. They just find themselves in your inbox. They do come a lot when you are dating. Boys we know these messages…huh.
A stray text can come from an ex, or a girl you just know who has been crushing on you low-key. And thus if you are seeing someone you need one hell of a password that no chic can cram, I mean the type you can also forget. You know those? Or just use my method, switch off your phone. Period.
Be safe little hommies.
