January 1, 2020

Crazy things men do in dating

No, funny things men do to reach women’s pants. Damn, let me remind you men that women are as horny as you are and you don’t […]
December 13, 2019

How to Reject People

No. You are not my type/class. Fuck off/Go away Those statements are quite rude. They have a bad effect on the mind. You can only say […]
December 6, 2019

Strange things that can make a girl like you

There are so many weird reasons you can like someone or hate someone. When it comes to girls, it is easy to thump your chest and […]
November 14, 2019

Are millennials snowflakes?

Apparently we are considered soft by our father’s generation. People who would get employed when they are in third year in college. They didn’t have to […]
November 12, 2019

Flirting is not cheating

Flirting is not cheating It is not. It cant be be used as an evidence against you. Any partner who finds proof of you exchanging steamy […]
September 30, 2019

Signs you are too old for your age

Actually mature is the right word. Being old is a must…you add years automatically. You can start feeling like you are too mature considering the number […]
September 27, 2019

Things that are overrated (in my 20s)

Although you want them, you might not need them as such. A need is urgent, a want is not. A child wants a sweet, but it […]
September 16, 2019

How much emotions can a man show?

None. Simple. What are you crying for? So what happened this time round playboy? Huh…tell me? Your favorite character in avengers died? You lost your sure […]
September 12, 2019

Dry spell in chics don’t make sense

When chics talk about being on dry spells, I wonder how? Aje sasa na uko na kisima? You have the canal. I don’t understand how you […]
September 9, 2019

Do you have to live up to stereotypes?

Yes. All the time? Yea. But whhyyy? Okay, you just don’t know how people who have stereotyped you in a certain way get disappointed when you […]
August 14, 2019

Living a good life in 20s

What determines if something is good or not. The word good is relative depending on whom you ask. But I will just dictate what it means […]
July 25, 2019

Boys! Would you put your girlfriend on a monthly salary?

Money…a five letter noun that makes the world go round. Team boychild have been totally against spending even a dime on females. If you are coming […]
July 15, 2019

Ushamba in dating is not bad

Bushy, primitive behaviors that can cost you a guy or a chic. Someone might be interested in you until you start displaying some unpolished habits. I […]
July 9, 2019

A manwhore

Is it bad sleeping around as a man? Not really, it is normal. And what’s a manwhore…girls say fuckboys. But those are boys. I am talking […]
June 28, 2019

Surviving football as a man

Men who don’t watch football like me just have to survive at such times. No other options. Have you ever been in an odd situation? Like […]
June 12, 2019

neck of the woods

What do Nairobians or rather urban people do when they make some money, especially new money. The first thing is finding mistakes with their houses; it […]
June 6, 2019

Logistics Matter; Coolest Places to Live in Nairobi

If you live in a county neighboring Nairobi i.e Ngong, Kajiado, Kitengela or Utawala I am sorry. Je suis desolee, I won’t mention ya. You are […]
May 30, 2019

Flat tummy craziness; everyone has belly fat

I mean everybody struggles with getting rid of lower belly fat. The hardest muscle to tone in the body. Can I tell you the good news […]
May 27, 2019

Dubai Desert Comes Close with the rise of Adventure Business

My cousin has an adventure company and I think three contacts on my WhatsApp timeline runs these safaris businesses. I can’t help but notice how many […]
May 27, 2019

Cigar moments; is smoking cigarettes sexy?

Okay, I can’t help but notice how every villain in movies smokes. It is usually a cigar or some highly priced cigarette. Commercials on cigarettes were […]
May 3, 2019

Hiding Text MWITU

Any passwords be it for your emails, mpesa account, paypal account, turnitin or even grammarly account should remain with you. And die with you. But most […]
April 24, 2019

Make through pass like an Arsenal midfielder

Dating is called game because it is full of players. Ladies on one side and we the boys on the other side. And we are all […]
March 31, 2019

Ladies in Uniform are so Breathtaking

I have never been a fan of authority or any law whatsoever. I don’t like following orders. Okay let me just say I am not the […]
March 12, 2019

Types of Men Roaming in the Dating Jungle

In science human beings are considered animals. I would say the most dangerous animals roaming on the surface of this earth are human beings. They can […]
March 6, 2019

On the Rocks!

Imagine clean water flowing through a rock. Now imagine that whisky on some ice cubes. Chilled and smooth. There is no better feeling than that I […]
March 4, 2019

Who’s your daddy? boychild got nothing on sponsors!

And I mean absolutely nothing. Sponsors pick girls right off their noses every second. Boy child doesn’t get it at all. We are in a third […]
February 27, 2019

Road Phobia

It is called hodophobia. How good is your driving? I don’t mean speed because that is automatic. You can accelerate and decelerate at your own will […]
February 11, 2019

Forget About sex in Subarus; Mile High Club is the new Thang

Mile what? Yea, just know you can’t afford it. How? You are asking? Just like that. You can’t afford a Subaru so your chances of pulling […]
January 17, 2019

BIPOLAR

Have you watched Empire? I will be surprised if you haven’t. It is one of the dopest series to come out in the last 3 years. […]
December 30, 2018

The life of Kenyans who looks like foreigners

A friend once posted on his Facebook page that he has been pulled over by cops many times for looking like a Nigerian. The officers on […]
June 6, 2020

What to do when your life is in danger

Okay, you must have said some dumb stupid things to the wrong guys and now there is a price on your head. That’s the only solid […]
May 30, 2020

Why women ask if you are gay

I don’t like gay stories; I have always had better things to talk about. Gay people have been there and will always be there, in fact, […]
May 25, 2020

God still loves Kevo and Brayo

A good name is better than gold. And it’s a very awful time to be called Kevin or Brian. Those names are considered manwhore labels. I […]
May 23, 2020

The ‘stop laughing’ threat

Don’t stop laughing if it’s funny. It is one of those threats that I don’t heed of. Someone makes a joke or says something stupid and […]