March 4, 2019
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Who’s your daddy? boychild got nothing on sponsors!

And I mean absolutely nothing. Sponsors pick girls right off their noses every second. Boy child doesn’t get it at all. We are in a third […]
February 27, 2019
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Road Phobia

It is called hodophobia. How good is your driving? I don’t mean speed because that is automatic. You can accelerate and decelerate at your own will […]
February 11, 2019
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Forget About sex in Subarus; Mile High Club is the new Thang

Mile what? Yea, just know you can’t afford it. How? You are asking? Just like that. You can’t afford a Subaru so your chances of pulling […]
January 17, 2019
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BIPOLAR

Have you watched Empire? I will be surprised if you haven’t. It is one of the dopest series to come out in the last 3 years. […]
December 30, 2018
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The life of Kenyans who looks like foreigners

A friend once posted on his Facebook page that he has been pulled over by cops many times for looking like a Nigerian. The officers on […]
December 21, 2018
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Virginity lost its Meaning?

“I met this hot chic but she is a virgin” One of my hommies said that when we were chatting. And I wanted to reply with […]
December 17, 2018
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Forget what you heard about bachelors

I don’t know what you heard but just ignore it, it must be all but just fallacies. I like reading captions and memes written on surfaces […]
December 3, 2018
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Things about deleted messages on WhatsApp

I have praised WhatsApp here before for making communication easy. Back in the days if your hommie traveled to America for study or work, you just […]
November 14, 2018
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Not having beards doesn’t make you less of a man

It is mid November, I don’t know who made it a ‘no shave’ month for men. The pressure to keep cool beards is giving genetically challenged […]
October 29, 2018
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‘Petty’ Nairobians and Pets

I don’t know what to call people who like pets so I will just call them ‘petty’, in a nice way though. I like observing new […]
October 11, 2018
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On Pills for Men

Pills eaters, where are you? be it PrEP or PePs…whichever is your drug of choice I don’t know. But let’s just revisit all this stuff. When […]
October 2, 2018
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On being low-key (kuishi chini ya maji)

Whereas some guys prefer being loud and shouting all over the city, other guys tend to shy away from the spotlight and embrace a quiet lifestyle […]
September 24, 2018
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On being single for too long

I know you have that one randy friend who keeps jumping from one relationship to another. He is never single. A serial dater. He always has […]
September 24, 2018
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Boys! date a girl who likes you

Let me ask you my brother, who is your favorite rapper? I mean the one you liked even before he was signed to any major record […]
September 14, 2018
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On early fatherhood in the city

Kids can’t be having kids, I have to start on a high note there. Early parenting is like teenage pregnancy if you ask me. Not something […]
September 6, 2018
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Kenyans and Crazy WhatsApp Status

Eish, let’s just talk about all this WhatsApp status thing. I will start by saying I appreciate technology so much, having studied information science, I at […]
September 2, 2018
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Boys! What do we do with bad sex

Yeaah…it just didn’t happen like it was supposed to, so what? It is like having a bad day in the office? We all do once in […]
August 31, 2018
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Nitakupeleka Nairobi

Yes, we gather here to talk about zilizopendwa za kukatiana. Our fathers and ancestors pulled these lines and they worked just well, you see seduction is […]
August 31, 2018
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Ladies! why some men play hard to get

Because they can…period. No. Other. Reason. What do you think? That men just want sex and can have it with anyone? That’s a fallacy my lady. […]
August 29, 2018
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My muscles story

Since every website I check out has an Ad on a muscle story, let me take you through mine, follow through. I remember walking into a […]
August 27, 2018
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Boys! Why chics can gang up and beat your ass

Niggas gender violence is real. You think you are safe because you are the one who is physically strong right? Not so fast, just pause a […]
August 24, 2018
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Boys! what if she sits on your face?

Well, what I knew for a long time was ass grabbing or spanking or lap dances or her sitting on your lap etc. But I have […]
August 20, 2018
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This or That?

After 4 months of blogging, churning out dope articles left, right and center, I finally found myself on a creative slowdown. But I still have to […]
August 17, 2018
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Your chic got to be hotter than your ex??

And ladies, is your boy hotter than the guys you rejected?? Not really. I am not a chic so I won’t get into their choices. I […]
August 13, 2018
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That Office Flirt??

“You are punctual and your work ethics are impeccable but as you’ve noticed most of our clients are females and that might compromise your service delivery….so […]
August 10, 2018
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Vibing chics with English or Swahili?

Unless you are one of our local rappers or some bongo rock star, I would politely suggest you stay off Swahili, the so- called national language […]
August 6, 2018
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Ladies! what men think when you hit on them

I don’t know what men think? And what if he rejects me? What do you take me for?? These are some of the things girls ask […]
August 3, 2018
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DO IT

DO it for mom? yes, do it for mama?? What? It is an Ad being run by a Danish traveling agency calling on young couples to […]
July 30, 2018
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Funny ways boys lose girls

So what do you think bro? That she refused to date you because you are not tall or muscular enough. Nairobi is such an interesting spot […]
July 26, 2018
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PayDAY

There is no small job right? guys have made it by doing stuff that doesn’t seem lucrative. Some jobs are considered for hustlers here in Africa […]
January 1, 2020
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Crazy things men do in dating

No, funny things men do to reach women’s pants. Damn, let me remind you men that women are as horny as you are and you don’t […]
December 13, 2019
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How to Reject People

No. You are not my type/class. Fuck off/Go away Those statements are quite rude. They have a bad effect on the mind. You can only say […]
December 6, 2019
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Strange things that can make a girl like you

There are so many weird reasons you can like someone or hate someone. When it comes to girls, it is easy to thump your chest and […]
November 14, 2019
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Are millennials snowflakes?

Apparently we are considered soft by our father’s generation. People who would get employed when they are in third year in college. They didn’t have to […]