September 6, 2018
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Kenyans and Crazy WhatsApp Status

Eish, let’s just talk about all this WhatsApp status thing. I will start by saying I appreciate technology so much, having studied information science, I at […]
September 2, 2018
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Boys! What do we do with bad sex

Yeaah…it just didn’t happen like it was supposed to, so what? It is like having a bad day in the office? We all do once in […]
August 31, 2018
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Nitakupeleka Nairobi

Yes, we gather here to talk about zilizopendwa za kukatiana. Our fathers and ancestors pulled these lines and they worked just well, you see seduction is […]
August 31, 2018
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Ladies! why some men play hard to get

Because they can…period. No. Other. Reason. What do you think? That men just want sex and can have it with anyone? That’s a fallacy my lady. […]
August 29, 2018
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My muscles story

Since every website I check out has an Ad on a muscle story, let me take you through mine, follow through. I remember walking into a […]
August 27, 2018
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Boys! Why chics can gang up and beat your ass

Niggas gender violence is real. You think you are safe because you are the one who is physically strong right? Not so fast, just pause a […]
August 24, 2018
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Boys! what if she sits on your face?

Well, what I knew for a long time was ass grabbing or spanking or lap dances or her sitting on your lap etc. But I have […]
August 20, 2018
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This or That?

After 4 months of blogging, churning out dope articles left, right and center, I finally found myself on a creative slowdown. But I still have to […]
August 17, 2018
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Your chic got to be hotter than your ex??

And ladies, is your boy hotter than the guys you rejected?? Not really. I am not a chic so I won’t get into their choices. I […]
August 13, 2018
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That Office Flirt??

“You are punctual and your work ethics are impeccable but as you’ve noticed most of our clients are females and that might compromise your service delivery….so […]
August 10, 2018
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Vibing chics with English or Swahili?

Unless you are one of our local rappers or some bongo rock star, I would politely suggest you stay off Swahili, the so- called national language […]
August 6, 2018
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Ladies! what men think when you hit on them

I don’t know what men think? And what if he rejects me? What do you take me for?? These are some of the things girls ask […]
August 3, 2018
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DO IT

DO it for mom? yes, do it for mama?? What? It is an Ad being run by a Danish traveling agency calling on young couples to […]
July 30, 2018
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Funny ways boys lose girls

So what do you think bro? That she refused to date you because you are not tall or muscular enough. Nairobi is such an interesting spot […]
July 26, 2018
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PayDAY

There is no small job right? guys have made it by doing stuff that doesn’t seem lucrative. Some jobs are considered for hustlers here in Africa […]
July 26, 2018
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Sleepover notes ‘n’ nots

Well, so you’ve been throwing naughty emojis at each other on whatsapp and you’ve decided to now organise for a fair exchange over a night. Damn, […]
July 23, 2018
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Dating Rules Means Nothing (In my 20s)

Why do guys make these rules just to break them all the time? The 20s out here have some of the most unrealistic and funny rules […]
July 18, 2018
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Every man got to watch game of thrones

GOT as it is usually reffered in movie shops is one hell of a series. We’ve had great series in the past like Spartacus, Gang Related, […]
July 12, 2018
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Why I like WWW (Women Who Whiskey)

First of all for a long time ‘www’ meant world wide web. Even the most ignorant person knows that I guess, until from nowhere some creative […]
July 12, 2018
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COOL

Yay or nay How cool are you? huh Do you know you could be having a better life as a millenial if you were just cool […]
July 6, 2018
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She said NO to a Marriage Proposal?

Sorry hommie! Pole sana buda! But that is something you asked for. You have yourself to blame. Do you know why? because you asked. Why did […]
July 3, 2018
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What you owe your girl

My niggas, what do you think we owe these girls? Money? Food and drinks? Attention? Respect? The D? Love? Security? I don’t know bro, I am […]
June 29, 2018
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Kissed and Told

When a man get laid he goes shouting on top of the mountain, he feels like he has just mounted the world….lol. This is true especially […]
June 24, 2018
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Are you Jealous?

Me? naah baby…I ain’t…he answered. And you? will you feel bad if I ask for a threesome? he followed with a question. That caught her off […]
June 22, 2018
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EGO

“Men and their big egos mmmhhh” You’ll hear ladies say the above. I have a big ego (pointing at my pants). If you are referring to […]
June 14, 2018
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Football Wives of Nairobi

Y’all ladies are married to the game right now! Don’t even think you are married to a man during this world cup season. Please don’t…you will […]
June 11, 2018
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He’s out of Your League

All men are handsome…trust me. BUT Some men are legitimately handsome and just out your league my lady. These are the guys you call MCM on […]
June 8, 2018
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Bromance

How faaaaaarrrrr? lol I will start by saying every girl is almost a lesbian. For real…okay let me rephrase that and say every chic has some […]
June 4, 2018
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She’s out of Your League

Really? Which girl is that?? That is what confident guys are already thinking…like they can’t just wait to step up. Maybe? Some girls are… That’s what […]
June 1, 2018
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Melanin

Because I am young and I’m black… Black on black….means the epitome of style All black everything… The black man ain’t dying in this movie… That […]
June 28, 2019
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Surviving football as a man

Men who don’t watch football like me just have to survive at such times. No other options. Have you ever been in an odd situation? Like […]
June 12, 2019
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neck of the woods

What do Nairobians or rather urban people do when they make some money, especially new money. The first thing is finding mistakes with their houses; it […]
June 6, 2019
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Logistics Matter; Coolest Places to Live in Nairobi

If you live in a county neighboring Nairobi i.e Ngong, Kajiado, Kitengela or Utawala I am sorry. Je suis desolee, I won’t mention ya. You are […]
May 30, 2019
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Flat tummy craziness; everyone has belly fat

I mean everybody struggles with getting rid of lower belly fat. The hardest muscle to tone in the body. Can I tell you the good news […]