Category: Daily Kenyan

My niggas, what do you think we owe these girls? Money? Food and drinks? Attention? Respect? The D? Love? Security? I don’t know bro, I am still thinking just like you what I owe chics but I will say it depends with the role you play in her life. Apparently damsels expect a lot from… Continue reading What you owe your girl

When a man get laid he goes shouting on top of the mountain, he feels like he has just mounted the world….lol. This is true especially if he is not used to getting some from time to time. A man walks from a lay bouncing like he just killed a lion or he just broke… Continue reading Kissed and Told

“Men and their big egos mmmhhh” You’ll hear ladies say the above. I have a big ego (pointing at my pants). If you are referring to that ego then every man has a big ego. Who has a small one?? Seriously though; jobs, relationships, businesses, opportunities etc. have been lost by us men due to… Continue reading EGO

Y’all ladies are married to the game right now! Don’t even think you are married to a man during this world cup season. Please don’t…you will be living in denial. Do you know how some men are obssessed with football? It is unimaginable. Football is like a religion to some niggas, as other men dream… Continue reading Football Wives of Nairobi

Coffee dates are overdone and cliche, in fact they have been called out as boring. I will say non-creative. Clubbing is noisy and not the perfect chill out zone after a hectic week…unless you are a party animal. I like it when people are sober. Hiking, road trips etc are very tiring and needs lots… Continue reading Pizza ‘n’ Netflix

Comparison is the thief of joy… Godspeed… Some retire at 40, others start at 60… You are likely to come across these hashtags on social media, which is a reflection of the inner feelings of millennials. A lecturer once told us in a community development class that if we don’t surpass him in life then… Continue reading Facing quarter-Life Crisis

I had to pull your leg there with some french before I proceed with my thing. I did a lot of that stuff through my schooling years but I rarely use it. The article is about being Kenyan and what it is like to grow up in this awesome country…prendre plaisir. I am writing this… Continue reading je suis Kenyan

I like loud people, I come from a lineage of noisemakers, although I tend to be laid back and a little reserved but I make a lot of noise on the internet, especially on WhatsApp. It is on WhatsApp that guys gave me this idea of writing comedy. They were proposing I start a comedy… Continue reading Loud Guys

So you’ve had your ‘twelve years a slave’ episodes in the big city, I can relate considering that since you graduated from college you have gone through all types of hustles to survive in this busy town, I mean product activation, casual contracts, sales, internet marketing, writing and God knows what else – you’ve done… Continue reading The Nairobi hustler