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What do Nairobians or rather urban people do when they make some money, especially new money. The first thing is finding mistakes with their houses; it is suddenly too small. ooh the neighborhood is noisy. If they have kids they start complaining how far the house is far from their school. They are just circling… Continue reading neck of the woods

I mean everybody struggles with getting rid of lower belly fat. The hardest muscle to tone in the body. Can I tell you the good news again, edit that heading to ‘everybody has some six pack’, including chics. But there is a stubborn layer of fat on your core that remain stuck there like a… Continue reading Flat tummy craziness; everyone has belly fat

I have never been a fan of authority or any law whatsoever. I don’t like following orders. Okay let me just say I am not the type of guy who follows. I forge my own path. And neither do I order people around. Anything that tries to control me has always faced some sort of… Continue reading Ladies in Uniform are so Breathtaking

Have you watched Empire? I will be surprised if you haven’t. It is one of the dopest series to come out in the last 3 years. And if you binge watch series, I know you are familiar with some of the characters. Who is your favorite series characters of all times? You can let me… Continue reading BIPOLAR

A friend once posted on his Facebook page that he has been pulled over by cops many times for looking like a Nigerian. The officers on duty would usually demand to see his identification card. He is a typical Kenyan and he found it rather disturbing. Like any other good citizen, he wants to live… Continue reading The life of Kenyans who looks like foreigners

“I met this hot chic but she is a virgin” One of my hommies said that when we were chatting. And I wanted to reply with “How sure are you she is a virgin?” because I don’t think a girl would be straight with her lay count. They usually downplay the number of sex partners… Continue reading Virginity lost its Meaning?

I don’t know what you heard but just ignore it, it must be all but just fallacies. I like reading captions and memes written on surfaces within the city. That’s how I get to know the mind of the ordinary Nairobian. I usually get my creativity from such things. So when I board matatus that… Continue reading Forget what you heard about bachelors

Whereas some guys prefer being loud and shouting all over the city, other guys tend to shy away from the spotlight and embrace a quiet lifestyle free of all the drama and public attention. Too much attention comes with a lot of reputation risks and gossips. You want to be the most talked about person… Continue reading On being low-key (kuishi chini ya maji)

GOT as it is usually reffered in movie shops is one hell of a series. We’ve had great series in the past like Spartacus, Gang Related, Breaking Bad and of course my favorite ‘Boss’. I know majority of guys reading this never even got a glimpse of it but ‘Boss’ was a masterpiece. It spoke… Continue reading Every man got to watch game of thrones

How faaaaaarrrrr? lol I will start by saying every girl is almost a lesbian. For real…okay let me rephrase that and say every chic has some percentage of lesbianism in them. They kiss each other, hug each other tightly. Touch each others hair. Go to the washrooms together. They call their friends girlfriends etc. And… Continue reading Bromance