Category: Daily Kenyan

And I mean absolutely nothing. Sponsors pick girls right off their noses every second. Boy child doesn’t get it at all. We are in a third world country and our most important need is economic empowerment i.e mulla, pesa buda. Something boys still don’t have. They can make all the noise in the world and… Continue reading Who’s your daddy? boychild got nothing on sponsors!

It is called hodophobia. How good is your driving? I don’t mean speed because that is automatic. You can accelerate and decelerate at your own will but not wheels. The truth is that majority of drivers are not good on the road. But they can’t admit it. Most drivers are men and men have big… Continue reading Road Phobia

I have praised WhatsApp here before for making communication easy. Back in the days if your hommie traveled to America for study or work, you just had to forget about talking to him because it was almost impossible. You would pay a lot just to say hi to them. But with WhatsApp and IG you… Continue reading Things about deleted messages on WhatsApp

It is mid November, I don’t know who made it a ‘no shave’ month for men. The pressure to keep cool beards is giving genetically challenged men with smooth chins a series of sleepless nights. When girlfriends take selfies with their boys and post them on IG with that caption of ‘no shave November for… Continue reading Not having beards doesn’t make you less of a man

I don’t know what to call people who like pets so I will just call them ‘petty’, in a nice way though. I like observing new trends when I am around neighborhoods in different parts of the city. That is how I get content for my blog. And I must say that I have seen… Continue reading ‘Petty’ Nairobians and Pets

Pills eaters, where are you? be it PrEP or PePs…whichever is your drug of choice I don’t know. But let’s just revisit all this stuff. When P2 was introduced, girls went crazy over it swallowing it like groundnuts because apparently ladies don’t fear HIV, what they fear is pregnancy. And that was the street vibe… Continue reading On Pills for Men

I know you have that one randy friend who keeps jumping from one relationship to another. He is never single. A serial dater. He always has a chic somewhere. And you wonder how he is always with a new flame every time you hang out and get to catch up. And then you have another… Continue reading On being single for too long

Let me ask you my brother, who is your favorite rapper? I mean the one you liked even before he was signed to any major record label, when he was just releasing mix tapes. The one you would tell your friends about his skills and they would be like “who is that?”. The one you… Continue reading Boys! date a girl who likes you

Kids can’t be having kids, I have to start on a high note there. Early parenting is like teenage pregnancy if you ask me. Not something I will advise a brother to do. Despite claims in the street that if you have kids at an early age they are bound to be sharp, I won’t… Continue reading On early fatherhood in the city

Eish, let’s just talk about all this WhatsApp status thing. I will start by saying I appreciate technology so much, having studied information science, I at least have some understanding on the importance of new ideas and how life has been simplified due to technology. Technology is something that keeps changing and I appreciate that.… Continue reading Kenyans and Crazy WhatsApp Status