August 24, 2018

Boys! what if she sits on your face?

Well, what I knew for a long time was ass grabbing or spanking or lap dances or her sitting on your lap etc. But I have […]
August 20, 2018

This or That?

After 4 months of blogging, churning out dope articles left, right and center, I finally found myself on a creative slowdown. But I still have to […]
August 17, 2018

Your chic got to be hotter than your ex??

And ladies, is your boy hotter than the guys you rejected?? Not really. I am not a chic so I won’t get into their choices. I […]
August 13, 2018

That Office Flirt??

“You are punctual and your work ethics are impeccable but as you’ve noticed most of our clients are females and that might compromise your service delivery….so […]
August 10, 2018

Vibing chics with English or Swahili?

Unless you are one of our local rappers or some bongo rock star, I would politely suggest you stay off Swahili, the so- called national language […]
August 6, 2018

Ladies! what men think when you hit on them

I don’t know what men think? And what if he rejects me? What do you take me for?? These are some of the things girls ask […]
August 3, 2018

DO IT

DO it for mom? yes, do it for mama?? What? It is an Ad being run by a Danish traveling agency calling on young couples to […]
July 30, 2018

Funny ways boys lose girls

So what do you think bro? That she refused to date you because you are not tall or muscular enough. Nairobi is such an interesting spot […]
July 26, 2018

PayDAY

There is no small job right? guys have made it by doing stuff that doesn’t seem lucrative. Some jobs are considered for hustlers here in Africa […]
July 26, 2018

Sleepover notes ‘n’ nots

Well, so you’ve been throwing naughty emojis at each other on whatsapp and you’ve decided to now organise for a fair exchange over a night. Damn, […]
July 23, 2018

Dating Rules Means Nothing (In my 20s)

Why do guys make these rules just to break them all the time? The 20s out here have some of the most unrealistic and funny rules […]
July 18, 2018

Every man got to watch game of thrones

GOT as it is usually reffered in movie shops is one hell of a series. We’ve had great series in the past like Spartacus, Gang Related, […]
July 12, 2018

Why I like WWW (Women Who Whiskey)

First of all for a long time ‘www’ meant world wide web. Even the most ignorant person knows that I guess, until from nowhere some creative […]
July 12, 2018

COOL

Yay or nay How cool are you? huh Do you know you could be having a better life as a millenial if you were just cool […]
July 6, 2018

She said NO to a Marriage Proposal?

Sorry hommie! Pole sana buda! But that is something you asked for. You have yourself to blame. Do you know why? because you asked. Why did […]
July 3, 2018

What you owe your girl

My niggas, what do you think we owe these girls? Money? Food and drinks? Attention? Respect? The D? Love? Security? I don’t know bro, I am […]
June 29, 2018

Kissed and Told

When a man get laid he goes shouting on top of the mountain, he feels like he has just mounted the world….lol. This is true especially […]
June 24, 2018

Are you Jealous?

Me? naah baby…I ain’t…he answered. And you? will you feel bad if I ask for a threesome? he followed with a question. That caught her off […]
June 22, 2018

EGO

“Men and their big egos mmmhhh” You’ll hear ladies say the above. I have a big ego (pointing at my pants). If you are referring to […]
June 14, 2018

Football Wives of Nairobi

Y’all ladies are married to the game right now! Don’t even think you are married to a man during this world cup season. Please don’t…you will […]
June 11, 2018

He’s out of Your League

All men are handsome…trust me. BUT Some men are legitimately handsome and just out your league my lady. These are the guys you call MCM on […]
June 8, 2018

Bromance

How faaaaaarrrrr? lol I will start by saying every girl is almost a lesbian. For real…okay let me rephrase that and say every chic has some […]
June 4, 2018

She’s out of Your League

Really? Which girl is that?? That is what confident guys are already thinking…like they can’t just wait to step up. Maybe? Some girls are… That’s what […]
June 1, 2018

Melanin

Because I am young and I’m black… Black on black….means the epitome of style All black everything… The black man ain’t dying in this movie… That […]
May 29, 2018

Pizza ‘n’ Netflix

Coffee dates are overdone and cliche, in fact they have been called out as boring. I will say non-creative. Clubbing is noisy and not the perfect […]
May 22, 2018

My Royal Wedding

First of all I didn’t even know there was a royal wedding going down last Saturday, I have shied away from consuming so much media and […]
May 18, 2018

Girl ‘n’ Friend

I don’t mean a threesome…judging by the title. I know it is Friday and guys are in that mood. This is for ladies who are our […]
May 14, 2018

A Date With Cougars

Do you find older women attractive son? I know you do, it is normal for men in their 20s to find older mamas in 30s and […]
May 9, 2018

Facing quarter-Life Crisis

Comparison is the thief of joy… Godspeed… Some retire at 40, others start at 60… You are likely to come across these hashtags on social media, […]
May 2, 2018

Don’t judge women

We men tend to judge women who are open with their sexuality but still sleep with them anyway. We label these poor girls all kinds of […]
September 29, 2020

How to take an L

There will always be losses and wins in this life. Even the best team in football doesn’t always win the champions league or super bowl. You […]
September 26, 2020

Short man Syndrome (Height is Just a Number)

It is also known as the ‘Napoleon complex’. It is a belief that short men make up for the lack of height by being extra-assertive in […]
September 25, 2020

The Easiest Money Ever Made

It is common for hustlers to look at other peoples’ jobs and feel like they are making easy money. When you see a Dj playing music […]
September 24, 2020

Irresponsible Bachelor

Every time you tell someone you are single, all they can say is “you fear responsibility”. Well, that’s true to some extent, when you get a […]