June 6, 2019

Logistics Matter; Coolest Places to Live in Nairobi

If you live in a county neighboring Nairobi i.e Ngong, Kajiado, Kitengela or Utawala I am sorry. Je suis desolee, I won’t mention ya. You are […]
May 30, 2019

Flat tummy craziness; everyone has belly fat

I mean everybody struggles with getting rid of lower belly fat. The hardest muscle to tone in the body. Can I tell you the good news […]
May 27, 2019

Dubai Desert Comes Close with the rise of Adventure Business

My cousin has an adventure company and I think three contacts on my WhatsApp timeline runs these safaris businesses. I can’t help but notice how many […]
May 27, 2019

Cigar moments; is smoking cigarettes sexy?

Okay, I can’t help but notice how every villain in movies smokes. It is usually a cigar or some highly priced cigarette. Commercials on cigarettes were […]
May 3, 2019

Hiding Text MWITU

Any passwords be it for your emails, mpesa account, paypal account, turnitin or even grammarly account should remain with you. And die with you. But most […]
April 24, 2019

Make through pass like an Arsenal midfielder

Dating is called game because it is full of players. Ladies on one side and we the boys on the other side. And we are all […]
March 31, 2019

Ladies in Uniform are so Breathtaking

I have never been a fan of authority or any law whatsoever. I don’t like following orders. Okay let me just say I am not the […]
March 12, 2019

Types of Men Roaming in the Dating Jungle

In science human beings are considered animals. I would say the most dangerous animals roaming on the surface of this earth are human beings. They can […]
March 6, 2019

On the Rocks!

Imagine clean water flowing through a rock. Now imagine that whisky on some ice cubes. Chilled and smooth. There is no better feeling than that I […]
March 4, 2019

Who’s your daddy? boychild got nothing on sponsors!

And I mean absolutely nothing. Sponsors pick girls right off their noses every second. Boy child doesn’t get it at all. We are in a third […]
February 27, 2019

Road Phobia

It is called hodophobia. How good is your driving? I don’t mean speed because that is automatic. You can accelerate and decelerate at your own will […]
February 11, 2019

Forget About sex in Subarus; Mile High Club is the new Thang

Mile what? Yea, just know you can’t afford it. How? You are asking? Just like that. You can’t afford a Subaru so your chances of pulling […]
January 17, 2019

BIPOLAR

Have you watched Empire? I will be surprised if you haven’t. It is one of the dopest series to come out in the last 3 years. […]
December 30, 2018

The life of Kenyans who looks like foreigners

A friend once posted on his Facebook page that he has been pulled over by cops many times for looking like a Nigerian. The officers on […]
December 21, 2018

Virginity lost its Meaning?

“I met this hot chic but she is a virgin” One of my hommies said that when we were chatting. And I wanted to reply with […]
December 17, 2018

Forget what you heard about bachelors

I don’t know what you heard but just ignore it, it must be all but just fallacies. I like reading captions and memes written on surfaces […]
December 3, 2018

Things about deleted messages on WhatsApp

I have praised WhatsApp here before for making communication easy. Back in the days if your hommie traveled to America for study or work, you just […]
November 14, 2018

Not having beards doesn’t make you less of a man

It is mid November, I don’t know who made it a ‘no shave’ month for men. The pressure to keep cool beards is giving genetically challenged […]
October 29, 2018

‘Petty’ Nairobians and Pets

I don’t know what to call people who like pets so I will just call them ‘petty’, in a nice way though. I like observing new […]
October 11, 2018

On Pills for Men

Pills eaters, where are you? be it PrEP or PePs…whichever is your drug of choice I don’t know. But let’s just revisit all this stuff. When […]
October 2, 2018

On being low-key (kuishi chini ya maji)

Whereas some guys prefer being loud and shouting all over the city, other guys tend to shy away from the spotlight and embrace a quiet lifestyle […]
September 24, 2018

On being single for too long

I know you have that one randy friend who keeps jumping from one relationship to another. He is never single. A serial dater. He always has […]
September 24, 2018

Boys! date a girl who likes you

Let me ask you my brother, who is your favorite rapper? I mean the one you liked even before he was signed to any major record […]
September 14, 2018

On early fatherhood in the city

Kids can’t be having kids, I have to start on a high note there. Early parenting is like teenage pregnancy if you ask me. Not something […]
September 6, 2018

Kenyans and Crazy WhatsApp Status

Eish, let’s just talk about all this WhatsApp status thing. I will start by saying I appreciate technology so much, having studied information science, I at […]
September 2, 2018

Boys! What do we do with bad sex

Yeaah…it just didn’t happen like it was supposed to, so what? It is like having a bad day in the office? We all do once in […]
August 31, 2018

Nitakupeleka Nairobi

Yes, we gather here to talk about zilizopendwa za kukatiana. Our fathers and ancestors pulled these lines and they worked just well, you see seduction is […]
August 31, 2018

Ladies! why some men play hard to get

Because they can…period. No. Other. Reason. What do you think? That men just want sex and can have it with anyone? That’s a fallacy my lady. […]
August 29, 2018

My muscles story

Since every website I check out has an Ad on a muscle story, let me take you through mine, follow through. I remember walking into a […]
August 27, 2018

Boys! Why chics can gang up and beat your ass

Niggas gender violence is real. You think you are safe because you are the one who is physically strong right? Not so fast, just pause a […]
October 8, 2020

Sweet and Sour

The new breed of rappers has been considered sweet, as opposed to the OGs who were said to be hard. It is said that rap is […]
October 4, 2020

Separating Money From the Success is Hard

People say that money doesn’t mean success, or it is not the only measure of someone’s success. Well, I won’t dispute that, guys like Malcom X […]
October 1, 2020

A Man’s Man or a Lover of women?

You can approach relationships from two angles, either as a man’s man or a lover of women. The two might be the same thing at times, […]
September 30, 2020

69 Was Just a Good Number

I blame Tekashi for giving 69 a bad name. Do you know how many brands are related to 69? He destroyed that number. 69 is like […]