Mile what? Yea, just know you can’t afford it. How? You are asking? Just like that. You can’t afford a Subaru so your chances of pulling off a mile high club are almost impossible. I mean only a few celebrities, no Hollywood superstars have experienced this stuff . And so who are you? This is… Continue reading Forget About sex in Subarus; Mile High Club is the new Thang
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Boys! What do we do with bad sex
Yeaah…it just didn’t happen like it was supposed to, so what? It is like having a bad day in the office? We all do once in a while. It is normal first of all and nothing to worry about. It is like failing a cat even though you studied hard. Maybe you were drunk and… Continue reading Boys! What do we do with bad sex
Ladies! why some men play hard to get
Because they can…period. No. Other. Reason. What do you think? That men just want sex and can have it with anyone? That’s a fallacy my lady. When a man grows and learn and develop himself into a debonair, he gets choosy. Very picky with his choices. Men who are not challenges are probably in their… Continue reading Ladies! why some men play hard to get
Boys! what if she sits on your face?
Well, what I knew for a long time was ass grabbing or spanking or lap dances or her sitting on your lap etc. But I have heard the new thing is her sitting on your face with all that behind! damn, I don’t know where that came from. I must say the human animal is… Continue reading Boys! what if she sits on your face?
Your chic got to be hotter than your ex??
And ladies, is your boy hotter than the guys you rejected?? Not really. I am not a chic so I won’t get into their choices. I like saying things I know so let me speak for the boys and maybe ladies a little bit. For men let’s not play ourselves. Actually it is not even… Continue reading Your chic got to be hotter than your ex??
Ladies! what men think when you hit on them
I don’t know what men think? And what if he rejects me? What do you take me for?? These are some of the things girls ask about their crushes. Well, chics somehow care about their reputation in the society and would do a lot to be seen as good girls, especially by men they like.… Continue reading Ladies! what men think when you hit on them
Funny ways boys lose girls
So what do you think bro? That she refused to date you because you are not tall or muscular enough. Nairobi is such an interesting spot for practicing dating. The city hustles and bustles have a great bearing on every outcome you will have with chics. Apart from your looks and cheddar, there are small,… Continue reading Funny ways boys lose girls
Sleepover notes ‘n’ nots
Well, so you’ve been throwing naughty emojis at each other on whatsapp and you’ve decided to now organise for a fair exchange over a night. Damn, it is a good experience to get a chic coming to your place for a whole night date. However, for a successful sleepover to happen and everybody to wake… Continue reading Sleepover notes ‘n’ nots
COOL
Yay or nay How cool are you? huh Do you know you could be having a better life as a millenial if you were just cool enough? You are probably being left out because you are not suave and sophisticated enough. Ever texted a hommie and he just reply with one word ‘cool’. Damn, that… Continue reading COOL
She said NO to a Marriage Proposal?
Sorry hommie! Pole sana buda! But that is something you asked for. You have yourself to blame. Do you know why? because you asked. Why did you even ask in the first place? why nigga??? Which kind of a man push for such a thing. Marriage of all the things. Which man is ever ready… Continue reading She said NO to a Marriage Proposal?
